I Resolve. Or Revolve. Or Evolve.

Okay. I resolve. With all my heart, to…..

Oil all the door hinges in the house.

Eat more oatmeal.

Memorize four more digits of Pi.

Find three good rocks a month.

Put up “Missing” posters for Jimmy Hoffa. Again.

Whistle. While I work.

Find the missing sock.

Rename all the Spice Girls.

Find two birds in any bush.