Chuck: Dude. What are you doing over here, all by yourself? Why are you slumped down like that.
Tommy: You better stay out of sight there too Boy Genius.
Tommy: Today is Thanksgiving.
Tommy: We look like Turkeys.
Chuck: Tommy old boy. We look nothing like Turkeys. Relax.
Tommy: You relax. I’m watching out for my own tail feathers. I got a few more hours to go. Humans can be stupid on this day. They can’t tell the difference between a chicken and anything else.
Chuck: Now, why would you say a thing like that?
Tommy: Every time they put any kind of food in their mouths… they are always saying… “Tastes like Chicken.”
Chuck: Oh. Maybe we are in more trouble than I thought.
…… ….. Later …… Back at the Ranch …..
Human 1: “Oh boy. This is delicious. Everything is so good. I normally don’t care that much for turkey, but this is good.”
Human 2; “Yeah. Tastes like Chicken.”
You gotta try your luck at least once a day, because you could be going around lucky all day and not even know it. — Jimmy Dean
I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive. — Eddie Izzard