The Big Lie

chucktommy people

Chuck:  Dude.   What are you doing over here, all by yourself?  Why are you slumped down like that.

Tommy:  You better stay out of sight there too Boy Genius.

Chuck:  Why?

Tommy:  Today is Thanksgiving.

Chuck: So?

Tommy:  We look like Turkeys.

Chuck:  Tommy old boy.  We look nothing like Turkeys. Relax.

Tommy:  You relax.  I’m watching out for my own tail feathers.  I got a few more hours to go.  Humans can be stupid on this day.  They can’t tell the difference between a chicken and anything else.

Chuck:  Now, why would you say a thing like that?

Tommy:  Every time they put any kind of food in their mouths… they are always saying… “Tastes like Chicken.”

Chuck:  Oh.  Maybe we are in more trouble than I thought.

……  …..  Later  ……  Back at the Ranch …..

Human 1:  “Oh boy.  This is delicious. Everything is so good.  I normally don’t care that much for turkey, but this is good.”

Human 2; “Yeah.  Tastes like Chicken.”

You gotta try your luck at least once a day, because you could be going around lucky all day and not even know it. — Jimmy Dean

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive. — Eddie Izzard

 

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